Space Jokes

  Q: Did you ever taste the
 sun?
  A: No, but I’ve heard it’s
out of this world!

  Silly Earthling: we put a
man in the moon in 1969.
  Silly Martian: Big deal!
We’re going to send a
team to the sun.
  Silly Earthling: You’re mad! They’ll be
burned up before they even get close.
  Silly Martian: We’re not that stupid! We’re
sending them up at night!

  What makes you think Lily Shimoni is an
alien?
  She has three `i`s.

  Why was the thirsty alien hanging around
the computer?
  He was looking for the space bar!

  Cool Teenage Martian: I was at a party
on Mercury last night.
  His Friend: Was it any good?
  Cool Teenage Martian: No! It was really
boring.
  His Friend: How come?
  Cool Teenage Martian: There was no
atmosphere.